Bilingual Parrot

A man walks to the register and asks the employee, "Excuse me sir, but
can you tell me why that parrot costs $5,000 dollars?"

The employee says, "Oh, that parrot is extremely special; it's one of a
kind. Not only is it beautiful, but it is bilingual." The man gives the
employee a strange look and says, "No way, there's no animal that could
ever learn how to speak two languages!" The employee smiles and says,
"Follow me I'll prove it."

The employee says, "Go ahead, and pull on his right leg." So the man
pulls on the parrot's right leg. The parrot says, "Hello how are you?" The
man smiles and says, "Wow, cool, that's amazing!" The employee then says,
"Go ahead pull on the left leg." So the man pulls on the parrot's left
leg. The parrot says, "Kaise Ho?"

The man was so excited and overwhelmed, and he says, "That is the
coolest thing I've ever seen!" Please you've got to tell me what happens if
I pull both of his legs?"

The parrot turns and looks at the man and says, "Pagal, I fall down!"