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« on: August 10, 2009, 04:28:40 AM »

Two asses met in a market; one A*s asked the other, ‘Why have you become so weak and sullen, doesn`t your owner treat you well?’
The other A*s replied, ‘No, my owner makes me work throughout the day and does not give me any food. He is very cruel.’
The first A*s said, ‘Why don t you leave his house and run away?’
The other A*s replied: ‘No, I shall not leave his house even if he tortures me, because my owner s daughter is very pretty. Whenever she does any mischief, my owner always abuses her saying that, "One day I will get you married to this donkey", I am waiting for that day to come.’

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